SHAYLATHEDM

I'm looking for a non-smoking, non-drinking city guy who has country hobbies and manners, hopefully a musician. Must be knowledgeable about RPGs, online gaming, and DnD. If you dont know what DnD is, please find out before we talk. No, it's not a *****. Dungeon Mistress DM is a game term, not a s*x thing.
You must have no criminal activities in your background, especially drug-related. NO BEER. I can hang out in a bar and drink, but I don't do that more than twice a year, usually. I like the kind of friends that writes several sentences in every text to save texts, not just "wyd" or "hey."

Oh, I forgot to mention my musical and performing side! I went to college for Music Composition, sang, played trumpet for 7+ years. Not just jazz, either! I never get stage fright. I can act, dance (omg, just a little), narrate storybooks to kids, and give public speeches with no problem. If you hate being sang to in a restaurant on your birthday, you probably won't like my enthusiasm.

I went to dance school as a kid, but switched to music and got fat.
I used to write, got awards in school, edited high school newspaper, but never published my fantasy stories I still work on.

I need someone who is a Christian and can actually discuss bible topics without mockery. I want someone to go to church with me on Sundays.

Don't contact me if you get annoyed by cats. They sleep on my bed, etc.

I have an adult daughter and an elementary-age son. I admit I have some drama with my son's father, but he's not in the same town as us and has no rights and very little involvement.