DEMONSLAYEROFDEATH

Alright listen up, Ladies. I'm here for one reason: To use Surf on your vagina. So feel free to wait in line while I unsheathe my Master Sword and slay your Ganon and by ganon I mean VAGINA. If you were a smash ball, I woud smash you and also your v a g i n a please I'm lonely and I want to fill that void if by fill that void I mean CUM IN THAT VAGINA It would be really cool to have kissy time when my moms not home with someone who can UNDERSTAND what a mario is.