LANCER

(Ok here we go! Time to make a good impression. It needs to be rememberable, it needs to be strong, it needs to be good.)

Hi! (That’s it?! That’s all you got? Try something with a few more words)

Hey you! (Oh god you are so bad at this! Try something romantic)

Bonjour (ok ok how about something cheeky)

G’day! (Ok stop it now)

What’s up (no!)

How you doin? (No more Friends binging for you, ok let’s try this again)

Hi! (No I didn’t me to actually start again, how about you just end it here)

Goodbye! (You are such a moron!)

Hello and welcome everyone who was willing to get this far. Oh btw I should explain that I don’t suffer from multiple personality disorder... the voices told me so!
I'm a self proclaimed geek, gamer and film buff. I like to cook and because of my love affair with food I have had to become part of the gym goers club... I know! I didn’t see that coming either! Oh wait you don’t know me yet. If you did you would know that I had always resisted joining the gym. Anyway I’m getting distracted... a known flaw.
I am a single father to a little girl who is my reason for being, and she knows she has me wrapped around her little finger... budding evil genius I swear!
My other interests include reading, walking... and some other things I will think of later to make me sound cool. Oh paintball!
My music tastes are mostly rock, some metal from my earlier years but pretty much any music I can shuffle to and maybe sing along badly too, who doesn’t love some 80’s cheese!
I think you have suffered through this long enough, If you want more punishment and you want to know more then send me a message!

FYI extra points to those who can guess the origin of my user.

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