ATTENTION
LADY NERDS
DUNGEON MASTER DESPERATELY SEEKING
I am being held against my will in a dungeon in Aberdeen Washington for being somewhat of a rogue (so says the News Tribune). I am seeking someone in the free world to connect with...maybe even to help change our stars.
Loyal like a pitbull with a heart of a lion, and the soul of a King, I am elvish of build (Tolkien, not Keebler) and I am in search of a pretty nerd with a beautiful soul and a good sense of humor. Must be female and preferably elvish of build, though cute gnomes and halflings are welcome. Half-orcs need not apply.
Elen sila luimenn omentielvo
You can reach me at:
Joshua Owen #787444
H6-A-73
Stafford Creek Correction Center
191 Constantine Way
Aberdeen, WA 98520