MOCK THE CROSS

AAAAARRRRRGGGGH!!!
Someone please save me from this dating app purgatory!
Genuine, Down to earth, Honest, Friendly, Respectful, Funny, Intelligent, Idiot, Weirdo seeks Similar local to Brighton and Hove (within 20ish miles)
I'm Ian
I'm 44
I'm Tall 6'6"
Im single
I live alone in central Hove
I drive and have a car
I work as a self employed builder/handyman
I have an 12 year old son who lives with his mum in Lewes (I see him often
I have a beard
I have tattoos
I don't eat meat
I don't drink coffee
I do drink beer
I'm a gamer
Dry, Sarcastic, Dark sense of humour
Marvel, Dc geek
Fantasy novels
Warhammer
Documentaries
Guitars
Horror movies
I like metal music (all sorts of other stuff too) Can't stand Rn'B, Musicals, Jazz, or most chart music.
I love nature, Camping, swimming, fishing, climbing, cycling. Anything outdoors, Festivals.
Anti Tory, Anti Religion, Anti vanilla/beige, Anti horses.
Bit of a goth, bit of a geek, bit of a gamer, a bit *****, bit of a metalhead, a bit Satanic, little bit misanthropic.
Religion is a mental illness, Horses are evil, Coffee is horrible, Radiohead are crap, Game of thrones was rubbish, I'm not on social media
Dont bother if you are or have any of the following;
Orange Skin, Tory, Religious, Vanilla, Big Fake stupid fish lips, Bad teeth, Fashion victim, Anti-Vax, Like Michael Jackson, Rnb, Reality TV.
Use the word Banter, have horse photos on your profile.
Anything else you would like to know or ask please feel free.
No s**t taken, No f**ks given.
B.D.S.M, D/s, Kink
BLM, ACAB, FTP
BHAFC