My self-summary
I hate this bit so i asked my best friend to describe me, and he replied your a legend,but i disagree i laugh out loud in random places, i leave my shoes in the middle of the floor , i squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous,I can be a mushroom sometimes, but most of all im fun, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and loving! if that hasn't put you off yet, Welcome to my world as its full of space junk!!! p.s thats not my hair or my beard, in fact i dont think its my photo even!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Oh my god, ive only been on here like 5 mins, and i have enemies all ready ha ha ha ha, ok lets get into this , ive been single for 6 years now my choice,it just wasn't the right time for me to meet that special person, i have realized now that its time to make someone happy, so here i am im not perfect, or normal, no one is and if you say you are your a liar, just like when you say you dont masturbate, ha ha ha more enemies, just tell as it is the truth! , i work im not a bum, i dont have a yacht in Marbella, more like a blow up dinghy in Camber Sands, sand flys i dont know a place i rather want to be!
I’m really good at
Leaving my shoes in the middle of the floor,squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous, and yes i did just copy and paste that just checking to see if your actually reading this !
all joking aside im good at being the person my parents wanted me to be, a old fashioned type of guy with up to date modern values and standards,and knows how to treat a woman properly, even thou, ive been single for years, and as you can see my glass is always full, i love being happy, not going to go into to much detail, what im good at as i dont want to be hired to decorate your front room!
Favorite things
I love to read the most important paperback in the world, wonder if you can guess what that is?, I love all sorts of music being born in the 70s ive grown up with some classic bands, and wham is not one of them please!!! Love my food probably a bit to much as my 6 pack had turned into a keg ha ha , only joking, i used to go to the ballet and opera, a bit out of character for me but i scrub up well, look a bit like daniel craig in my tux ha ha ha!
The six things I could never do without
Custard Creams/And Tea
sense of humour
Lovin memories of lost ones
My p.c sorry had to !
Something we all take for granted a roof over our heads!
someones smile!
On a typical Friday night I am
walking down the road with a traffic cone on my head, after playing call of duty and pretending to be David the Invincible, all joking aside im 46 i do play a few games on line but not call of duty, im a get some booty type of guy, I love nights out, cozy nights in, love my box sets, im not sold on Netflix just yet but maybe we could explore that together!
You should message me if
if you like to laugh , like i said if you was paying attention at the start im a fun guy to be around i have a great personality, and maybe we could be mushrooms together, theirs never a dull moment for me life is to short to dwell on the past or the future, so what are you waiting on hit that magic button and say hello, it could be the best thing you have ever done, i am looking for my miss right maybe thats you!!!!
LISTER OF SMEGG
54 - Straight
Kent, United Kingdom
Dec 7, 2018 00:39
My self-summary
I hate this bit so i asked my best friend to describe me, and he replied your a legend,but i disagree i laugh out loud in random places, i leave my shoes in the middle of the floor , i squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous,I can be a mushroom sometimes, but most of all im fun, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and loving! if that hasn't put you off yet, Welcome to my world as its full of space junk!!! p.s thats not my hair or my beard, in fact i dont think its my photo even!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Oh my god, ive only been on here like 5 mins, and i have enemies all ready ha ha ha ha, ok lets get into this , ive been single for 6 years now my choice,it just wasn't the right time for me to meet that special person, i have realized now that its time to make someone happy, so here i am im not perfect, or normal, no one is and if you say you are your a liar, just like when you say you dont masturbate, ha ha ha more enemies, just tell as it is the truth! , i work im not a bum, i dont have a yacht in Marbella, more like a blow up dinghy in Camber Sands, sand flys i dont know a place i rather want to be!
I’m really good at
Leaving my shoes in the middle of the floor,squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous, and yes i did just copy and paste that just checking to see if your actually reading this !
all joking aside im good at being the person my parents wanted me to be, a old fashioned type of guy with up to date modern values and standards,and knows how to treat a woman properly, even thou, ive been single for years, and as you can see my glass is always full, i love being happy, not going to go into to much detail, what im good at as i dont want to be hired to decorate your front room!
Favorite things
I love to read the most important paperback in the world, wonder if you can guess what that is?, I love all sorts of music being born in the 70s ive grown up with some classic bands, and wham is not one of them please!!! Love my food probably a bit to much as my 6 pack had turned into a keg ha ha , only joking, i used to go to the ballet and opera, a bit out of character for me but i scrub up well, look a bit like daniel craig in my tux ha ha ha!
The six things I could never do without
Custard Creams/And Tea
sense of humour
Lovin memories of lost ones
My p.c sorry had to !
Something we all take for granted a roof over our heads!
someones smile!
On a typical Friday night I am
walking down the road with a traffic cone on my head, after playing call of duty and pretending to be David the Invincible, all joking aside im 46 i do play a few games on line but not call of duty, im a get some booty type of guy, I love nights out, cozy nights in, love my box sets, im not sold on Netflix just yet but maybe we could explore that together!
You should message me if
if you like to laugh , like i said if you was paying attention at the start im a fun guy to be around i have a great personality, and maybe we could be mushrooms together, theirs never a dull moment for me life is to short to dwell on the past or the future, so what are you waiting on hit that magic button and say hello, it could be the best thing you have ever done, i am looking for my miss right maybe thats you!!!!
I hate this bit so i asked my best friend to describe me, and he replied your a legend,but i disagree i laugh out loud in random places, i leave my shoes in the middle of the floor , i squeeze the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous,I can be a mushroom sometimes, but most of all im fun, honest, loyal, trustworthy, and loving! if that hasn't put you off yet, Welcome to my world as its full of space junk!!! p.s thats not my hair or my beard, in fact i dont think its my photo even!!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Oh my god, ive only been on here like 5 mins, and i have enemies all ready ha ha ha ha, ok lets get into this , ive been single for 6 years now my choice,it just wasn't the right time for me to meet that special person, i have realized now that its time to make someone happy, so here i am im not perfect, or normal, no one is and if you say you are your a liar, just like when you say you dont masturbate, ha ha ha more enemies, just tell as it is the truth! , i work im not a bum, i dont have a yacht in Marbella, more like a blow up dinghy in Camber Sands, sand flys i dont know a place i rather want to be!
I’m really good at
Leaving my shoes in the middle of the floor,squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle,Im quirky, spontaneous, and yes i did just copy and paste that just checking to see if your actually reading this !
all joking aside im good at being the person my parents wanted me to be, a old fashioned type of guy with up to date modern values and standards,and knows how to treat a woman properly, even thou, ive been single for years, and as you can see my glass is always full, i love being happy, not going to go into to much detail, what im good at as i dont want to be hired to decorate your front room!
Favorite things
I love to read the most important paperback in the world, wonder if you can guess what that is?, I love all sorts of music being born in the 70s ive grown up with some classic bands, and wham is not one of them please!!! Love my food probably a bit to much as my 6 pack had turned into a keg ha ha , only joking, i used to go to the ballet and opera, a bit out of character for me but i scrub up well, look a bit like daniel craig in my tux ha ha ha!
The six things I could never do without
Custard Creams/And Tea
sense of humour
Lovin memories of lost ones
My p.c sorry had to !
Something we all take for granted a roof over our heads!
someones smile!
On a typical Friday night I am
walking down the road with a traffic cone on my head, after playing call of duty and pretending to be David the Invincible, all joking aside im 46 i do play a few games on line but not call of duty, im a get some booty type of guy, I love nights out, cozy nights in, love my box sets, im not sold on Netflix just yet but maybe we could explore that together!
You should message me if
if you like to laugh , like i said if you was paying attention at the start im a fun guy to be around i have a great personality, and maybe we could be mushrooms together, theirs never a dull moment for me life is to short to dwell on the past or the future, so what are you waiting on hit that magic button and say hello, it could be the best thing you have ever done, i am looking for my miss right maybe thats you!!!!
