-I wear matching socks 90% of the time!
-Still believe I'm on my own Truman show
-Have cat like reflexes - now you see me, meow you don't
-I emit a pleasant aroma(s)
-Extremely proficient at Mariokart
-Not bad at "s*xy" dancing
-Atlantis was around till 1984, but sunk when -I shot out my mums vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine
-I am also a wolverine!
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew in my back garden and I blew it up with my mind